Campaign To Stop EVERYTHING

Right, apparently, someone's started a campaign to be rid of the Caps Lock key. In the spirit of banning stuff, here are some things the Micro Mart staff would like to prohibit:-

- Incorrectly used ellipses
- Movies that last longer than two hours
- Smelly people on trains
- Charity muggers who stand between us and our lunch
- Incorrectly used apostrophes
- Pointless blogs
- Too many videos and songs on MySpace profiles (i.e. any)
- Spam that doesn't really contain pictures of Anna Kournikova, at all
- Late-running trains
- Overpriced sweeties

More to come, undoubtedly.