She put her shoes on the wrong feet.
Well, this is strange.
Right, apparently, someone's started a campaign to be rid of the Caps Lock key. In the spirit of banning stuff, here are some things the Micro Mart staff would like to prohibit:-
I was clearly too busy watching Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, and other such improbably titled horror movies.
It's come to our attention that Sarah, the Editorial Assistant, has gained access to the Micro Mart blog and is currently using it to promote Romanian boybands.
A new game has gripped the Micro Mart office!
It's been nine months, almost to the day, since this blog was last updated. In that time, Micro Mart has joined Dennis Publishing, moved to London, and hired some new staff.